Claire was singularly unimpressed by St. Patrick's Day, the color green, and socks;
She was unimpressed by rock shows, strollers, and bare feet;
She was unimpressed by skiers, flannel, and snow;
Nor was Claire impressed by warm weather, sunlight, or hammocks.
Her parents offered her a bumpo throne--she was not impressed.
They bought her a giant swimming pool and tried to make her a tiny swim top. She was unimpressed.
They found her other babies to play with; she was unimpressed (though to be fair, the Lily didn't seem too impressed either).
Her parents threatened to stick her back in her bassinet, which she was now much too big for. Claire didn't care.
Finally her parents left her alone, and Claire got what she wanted all along--to suck on not just one, but both hands, in peace.
Let it be noted, however, that she was still unimpressed.
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